Statistical Poetry

There was me thinking checking your stats was a bad habit, waste of time and inefficient use ofresources. But, actually, it is a way to write poetry! see: Keyword Haiku So here is the beginning of my poetic adventure. (I once wrote a poem, but, it was something about a computer being good because it was er.. not made out of wood) so as you can see my keyword statistics are far better at generating poetry than me.

from: tejvan.co.uk/

never give up poems
shambhu sri
never give up poem
tejvan’s blog
poems never give up
sri chinmoy biography
poems never give up
poem never give up

ministry of silly walks
jeeves and wooster theme music

how does the yogi mahasamadhi
poems about giving up
poems about never giving up

ode to joy Bernstein
pictures of the spirit leaving the body at death
2007 national hill climb

who invented crosswords co uk
give up poetry

hill climb training
winter in oxford

kyudo blogs
how to achieve mahasamadhi
picture of a lighthouse

BTW the order of these keyword searches remains exactly the same as it appeared in stats, but some search results were omitted)

Statistics from Richardpettinger.com

funny exam answers
free love poems online

dumb answers
uk economy in 2007
causes of recession
economics jokes

clean funny short jokes
polar bear
funny poems about teachers
roald dahl Cinderella

granny video
poise for dogs

husband jokes
50th wedding anniversary jokes
wife jokes

spirituality vs religion
length of a marathon
the nun s story

how to get into oxford university
fawlty towers the germans
ning nang noo

4 Responses to Statistical Poetry

  1. Sumangali Morhall February 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm #

    Splendid! The last verse is my favourite of all 🙂

  2. andrew February 20, 2008 at 10:55 pm #

    tejvan, your scaring me! lol.

  3. John Gillespie February 21, 2008 at 6:11 pm #

    Top marks for using “Ning nang noo” in a blog post!

    And don’t give up on the computer not made out of wood, or, just to be safe, your day job 😉

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