Funny Christmas presents for golfers?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/golf/5350738.stm

actually these aren't supposed to be funny but stylish.

Funny Golf Joke

A golfer was in big trouble when he forgot
his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him; "Tomorrow there better
be something in the driveway for me that goes
zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package
in the driveway. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been
set for Saturday at his favorite golf course. 

Funny golf gifts

• Funny Christmas Presents