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Funny Industrial Safety Signs

"No Smoking, unless your on fire."

"In case of fire do not use elevator, use water."

On a dock in Juneau, Alaska:

"Safety ladder, climb at own risk."

Emergency Evacuation Plan:

"Run like Hell!"

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed

Other Funny Signs

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the prince of Wales:

The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow.

Outside a photographer's studio:

Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner also

Notice in a field:

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.


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