Funny Industrial Safety Signs
"No Smoking, unless your on fire."
"In case of fire do not use elevator, use water."
On a dock in Juneau, Alaska:
"Safety ladder, climb at own risk."
Emergency Evacuation Plan:
"Run like Hell!"
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed
Other Funny Signs
Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the prince of Wales:
The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow.
Outside a photographer's studio:
Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner also
Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.