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funny poem by Spike Milligan


I cannot
and I will not
No, I cannot love you less
Like the flower to the butterfly
The corsage to the dress
She turns my love to dust
my destination empty
my beliefs scattered: Diaspora!
Who set this course - and why?
Now my wings beat -
without purpose
Yet they speed.............

By: Spike Milligan

Funny Chat Up Poem

During the fifteen minute
gap between
and Maths
I asked Pamela Whitehorn
If she would like to go to the pictures.
With me?
Another case of break failure.

John Coldwell

Funny Wedding Stories "All Tied up in Knots" - at Amazon.com

Funny Wedding Tales at Amazon.co.uk

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