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		<title>Try to Love the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 19:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Try not to change the world. You will fail. Try to love the world. Lo, the world is changed. Changed forever. Excerpt from Meditations: Food For The Soul by Sri Chinmoy photo: Tejvan]]></description>
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<p>Try not to change the world.<br />
You will fail.<br />
Try to love the world.<br />
Lo, the world is changed. Changed forever.</p>
<p>Excerpt from Meditations: Food For The Soul by Sri Chinmoy</p>
<p>photo: Tejvan</p>
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		<title>Evening Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[University Church in Radcliffe Square Radcliffe Square Evening]]></description>
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<p>University Church in Radcliffe Square</p>
<p><a href="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/radcliffe-evening.jpg"><img decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-157 size-full" title="radcliffe-evening" src="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/radcliffe-evening.jpg" alt="radcliffe-evening" width="500" height="382" srcset="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/radcliffe-evening.jpg 500w, https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/radcliffe-evening-300x229.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a></p>
<p>Radcliffe Square Evening</p>
<figure id="attachment_158" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-158" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/new-evening-lane.jpg"><img decoding="async" class="wp-image-158 size-full" title="new-evening-lane" src="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/new-evening-lane.jpg" alt="Holywell Lane, Oxford" width="500" height="375" srcset="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/new-evening-lane.jpg 500w, https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/new-evening-lane-300x225.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-158" class="wp-caption-text">Holywell Lane, Oxford</figcaption></figure>
<figure id="attachment_159" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-159" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/magdalen-evening-tower.jpg"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-159 size-full" title="magdalen-evening-tower" src="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/magdalen-evening-tower.jpg" alt="Magdalen Tower down High Street" width="500" height="375" srcset="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/magdalen-evening-tower.jpg 500w, https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/magdalen-evening-tower-300x225.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-159" class="wp-caption-text">Magdalen Tower down High Street</figcaption></figure>
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<figure id="attachment_160" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-160" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hawksmoor-towers.jpg"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-160 size-full" title="hawksmoor-towers" src="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hawksmoor-towers.jpg" alt="Hawksmoor Towers of All Souls" width="500" height="375" srcset="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hawksmoor-towers.jpg 500w, https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hawksmoor-towers-300x225.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-160" class="wp-caption-text">Hawksmoor Towers of All Souls</figcaption></figure>
<figure id="attachment_161" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-161" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/evening-all-souls-radcliffe.jpg"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-161 size-full" title="evening-all-souls-radcliffe" src="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/evening-all-souls-radcliffe.jpg" alt="Evening Light" width="500" height="375" srcset="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/evening-all-souls-radcliffe.jpg 500w, https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/evening-all-souls-radcliffe-300x225.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-161" class="wp-caption-text">Evening Light</figcaption></figure>
<figure id="attachment_162" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-162" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brasenose-radcliffe.jpg"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-162 size-full" title="brasenose-radcliffe" src="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brasenose-radcliffe.jpg" alt="Brasenose College, Oxford" width="500" height="419" srcset="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brasenose-radcliffe.jpg 500w, https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brasenose-radcliffe-300x251.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-162" class="wp-caption-text">Brasenose College, Oxford</figcaption></figure>
<figure id="attachment_163" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-163" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bridge-sighs-evening.jpg"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-163 size-full" title="bridge-sighs-evening" src="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bridge-sighs-evening.jpg" alt="Bridge of Sighs" width="500" height="375" srcset="https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bridge-sighs-evening.jpg 500w, https://www.tejvan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bridge-sighs-evening-300x225.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-163" class="wp-caption-text">Bridge of Sighs</figcaption></figure>
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		<title>Statistical Poetry</title>
		<link>https://www.tejvan.co.uk/2008/02/19/statistical-poetry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[There was me thinking checking your stats was a bad habit, waste of time and inefficient use ofresources. But, actually, it is a way to write poetry! see: Keyword Haiku So here is the beginning of my poetic adventure. (I once wrote a poem, but, it was something about a computer being good because it [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was me thinking checking your stats was a bad habit, waste of time and inefficient use ofresources. But, actually, it is a way to write poetry! see: Keyword Haiku So here is the beginning of my poetic adventure. (I once wrote a poem, but, it was something about a computer being good because it was er.. not made out of wood) so as you can see my keyword statistics are far better at generating poetry than me.</p>
<p>from: tejvan.co.uk/</p>
<p>never give up poems<br />
shambhu sri<br />
never give up poem<br />
tejvan&#8217;s blog<br />
poems never give up<br />
sri chinmoy biography<br />
poems never give up<br />
poem never give up</p>
<p>ministry of silly walks<br />
jeeves and wooster theme music</p>
<p>how does the yogi mahasamadhi<br />
poems about giving up<br />
poems about never giving up</p>
<p>ode to joy Bernstein<br />
pictures of the spirit leaving the body at death<br />
2007 national hill climb</p>
<p>who invented crosswords co uk<br />
give up poetry</p>
<p>hill climb training<br />
winter in oxford</p>
<p>kyudo blogs<br />
how to achieve mahasamadhi<br />
picture of a lighthouse</p>
<p>BTW the order of these keyword searches remains exactly the same as it appeared in stats, but some search results were omitted)</p>
<p>Statistics from <a href="http://www.richardpettinger.com/">Richardpettinger.com</a></p>
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<p>funny exam answers<br />
free love poems online</p>
<p>dumb answers<br />
uk economy in 2007<br />
causes of recession<br />
economics jokes</p>
<p>clean funny short jokes<br />
polar bear<br />
funny poems about teachers<br />
roald dahl Cinderella</p>
<p>granny video<br />
poise for dogs</p>
<p>husband jokes<br />
50th wedding anniversary jokes<br />
wife jokes</p>
<p>spirituality vs religion<br />
length of a marathon<br />
the nun s story</p>
<p>how to get into oxford university<br />
fawlty towers the germans<br />
ning nang noo</p>
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		<title>Poems &#8211; Never Give Up</title>
		<link>https://www.tejvan.co.uk/2007/10/25/poems-never-give-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I do not give up, I never give up, For there is nothing In this entire world that is irrevocably unchangeable.&#8221; &#8211; Sri Chinmoy &#8220;Just make tremendous progress And tremendous improvement In your own life Others will definitely be inspired By the result.&#8221; &#8211; Sri Chinmoy Photo from Lake Rydal, Lake District Related  Obituary of [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p> &#8220;I do not give up,<br />
I never give up,<br />
For there is nothing<br />
In this entire world<br />
that is irrevocably unchangeable.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote></blockquote>
<p>&#8211; Sri Chinmoy</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Just make tremendous progress<br />
And tremendous improvement<br />
In your own life<br />
Others will definitely be inspired<br />
By the result.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8211; Sri Chinmoy</p>
<p>Photo from Lake Rydal, Lake District</p>
<p><strong>Related </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20080829122756/http://news.independent.co.uk/people/obituaries/article3067209.ece" title="Sri Chinmoy - obituary at Independent">Obituary of Sri Chinmoy</a> at Independent (quite nice, although Sri Chinmoy never swam the English Channel. He did however, encourage people to try and complete the crossing.) &#8211; <a href="http://www.srichinmoy.org/sri-chinmoy-1931-2007/sport-tributes" class="broken_link">Nice tribute here</a>: from Kevin Murphy &#8216;King of the Channel&#8217; &#8211; 34 successful swims</p>
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		<title>Hope by Sri Chinmoy</title>
		<link>https://www.tejvan.co.uk/2007/10/11/hope-by-sri-chinmoy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#8221; Hope is at once both simple and profound. It is hope that binds Heaven and earth. Hope is the bridge between Heaven and earth. It is hope that makes us feel, at the beginning of our spiritual journey, that we are of God and that we are for God. &#8220; &#8211; Sri Chinmoy [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>&#8221; <em>Hope is at once both simple and profound. </em><br />
<em>It is hope that binds Heaven and earth. Hope is the bridge between Heaven and earth. </em><br />
<em>It is hope that makes us feel, at the beginning of our spiritual journey, that we are of God and that we are for God</em>. &#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8211; <a href="http://www.srichinmoybio.co.uk/">Sri Chinmoy</a></p>
<p>Photo by Tejvan. View of Magdalen Tower and Christ Church Meadow Oxford, October 18th 2007</p>
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		<title>The Wise are wary of words</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The wise are wary of words, which corrupt rather than cure. They know verbosity is the obesity of the ego, the symptom of ignorance. &#8211; The Tao Te Ching]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><em><em>The wise are wary of words,</em></em><br />
<em><em>     which corrupt rather than cure.</em></em><br />
<em><em>     They know</em></em><br />
<em><em>     verbosity</em></em><br />
<em><em>     is the obesity of the ego,</em></em><br />
<em><em>     the symptom of ignorance.</em></em></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8211; The Tao Te Ching</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Quotes of Groucho Marx</title>
		<link>https://www.tejvan.co.uk/2007/09/08/quotes-of-groucho-marx/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 18:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men &#8212; the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx # Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. # Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. # Although it is generally known, I think it&#8217;s about time to announce that I was born [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men &#8212; the other 999 follow women.</p></blockquote>
<p>Groucho Marx</p>
<p># Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.</p>
<p># Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</p>
<p># Although it is generally known, I think it&#8217;s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.</p>
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<p># If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.</p>
<p># Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.</p>
<p># Blood&#8217;s not thicker than money.</p>
<p># I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.</p>
<p># I never forget a face, but in your case I&#8217;ll be glad to make an exception.</p>
<p># Outside of a dog, a book is man&#8217;s best friend. Inside of a dog, it&#8217;s too dark to read.</p>
<p># Don&#8217;t point that beard at me, it might go off.</p>
<p># Don&#8217;t look now, but there&#8217;s one too many in this room and I think it&#8217;s you.</p>
<p># Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.</p>
<p># From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.</p>
<p># He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don&#8217;t let that fool you. He really is an idiot</p>
<p># How do you feel about women&#8217;s rights ? I like either side of them.</p>
<p># I could dance with you till the cows come home, on second thought I&#8217;ll dance with the cows till you come home.</p>
<p># I don&#8217;t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They&#8217;re upstairs in my socks.</p>
<p># I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago&#8230;I shot my broker.</p>
<p># I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.</p>
<p># I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.</p>
<p># I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don&#8217;t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.</p>
<p># I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.</p>
<p># I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.</p>
<p># I&#8217;ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn&#8217;t it</p>
<p># If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.</p>
<p># I&#8217;ve known and respected your husband for many years, and what&#8217;s good enough for him is good enough for me.</p>
<p># Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I&#8217;ll never know.</p>
<p># Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.</p>
<p># Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.</p>
<p># Marriage is a wonderful institution&#8230;but who wants to live in an institution?</p>
<p># Now there&#8217;s a man with an open mind &#8211; you can feel the breeze from here!</p>
<p># Oh are you from Wales ?? Do you know a fella named Jonah ?? He used to live in whales for a while.</p>
<p># Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.</p>
<p># Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.</p>
<p># Politics doesn&#8217;t make strange bedfellows, marriage does.</p>
<p># Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.</p>
<p># Remember men, you are fighting for this lady&#8217;s honor; which is probably more than she ever did.</p>
<p># Say! You haven&#8217;t stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!</p>
<p># She got her good looks from her father. He&#8217;s a plastic surgeon.</p>
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