Funny Meanings of Words

These word explanations are from: The Uxbridge English Dictionary Seventeenth Edition (approx) Completely revived As heard on “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue.

English words and their Real meaning:

  • Jacobites – Micheal Jacksons range of snacks
  • Shamrock – Useless tribute band
  • Moustache – Got to run quick
  • Hacksaw – Tabloid report
  • Cinquecento – A hundred year old Chinaman
  • Cocoa Bean – An ex clown
  • Coiffeur – A pretentious drinker
  • Dodo – A repeat of the Simpsons.

And there’s more. If you want more of the same, there is a whole post of Uxbridge English dictionary here