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Peter Sellers Quotes

Selection of quotes by Peter Sellers including quotes from the Pink Panther films, Dr Strangelove and others.

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“Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.”


Quotes from The Life and Death of Peter Sellers

Peter Sellers: People ask me why do I keep compromising my artistic integrity by walking in front of Blake's cameras. Do you know what I tell them? Money.

Peter Sellers: Your father is a useless, talentless, empty man. Did you know that?
Sarah Sellers: Yes, Daddy.

Blake Edwards: [On the set of the Pink Panther] Mr. Sellers, welcome to Hollywood.
Peter Sellers: But this is Italy.
Blake Edwards: Hollywood's a state of mind.

 

Quotes from the Pink Panther

“If yeu continue to sit there and deu nothing,
I will be forced to take yue there myself!...you fewl!”

Clouseau: Do you have a REUM?
Inn Keeper: I do not know what a REUM iz!
Clouseau: Zimma
Inn Keeper: Ahhh.. a RRRUUUMMM!
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying you idiot! REUM!

Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one?.. A Behm? Ahhhaaaahhhaaaoooww

You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but... its all part of life's rich pagentry you kneau.

What do we know..
ONE.. That the professor and his daughter have been kidnapped
TWO... That someone has kid-nap-ped them and
THREE..... MY HAND IS ON FIRE!!!

This is a very serious matter and everyone is this reuoom is under the suspicions

Clouseau: And who are yeu ?
Jarvis: I'm Jarvis, the butler.
Clouseau: And what is it yeu deu..?

Monsieur..Don't try to be funnayyyy with me

Quotes from Dr Strangelove

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...This is the War Room!
-- (Dr. Strangelove, 1964)

President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb

Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened

I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.

Strangelove admits that he investigated making such a machine]
Dr. Strangelove: Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.

Dr. Strangelove: Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]
Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk!

 

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