The Dentist

A man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to
extract a wisdom tooth.

“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper
way?”

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock
the price down to $60.”

“That’s still too expensive,” the man complains.

“Okay,” says the dentist, “you can save on anaesthesia if I simply rip
the tooth out with a pair of pliers. I can knock the price down to $20.”

“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”

“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my
students do it without anaesthesia and a pair of pliers, I suppose I can
knock the price down to $10.”

“Marvellous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”

Did you hear about the yogi who went to the dentist without using anesthetic?

He wanted to practise transcend dental medication

• Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.
• Patient: And how much will it cost?
• Dentist: It’s $90.00.
• Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
• Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”