Funny Meanings of Words

These word explanations are from: The Uxbridge English Dictionary Seventeenth Edition (approx) Completely revived As heard on “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue.”

English words and their Real meaning:

• Jacobites - Micheal Jacksons range of snacks
• Shamrock - Useless tribute band
• Moustache - Got to run quick
• Hacksaw - Tabloid report
• Cinquecento - A hundred year old Chinaman
• Cocoa Bean - An ex clown
• Coiffeur - A pretentious drinker
• Dodo - A repeat of the Simpsons.

And there’s more. If you want more of the same, there is a whole post of Uxbridge English dictionary here